Drunkenbatman on the Notion of Marriage

I was just chatting with Drunkenbatman on Messenger. What follows is a lightly edited copy of our conversation.

drunkenbatman says: was dealing with some wedding stuff aaron says: huh? aaron says: who’s getting married? drunkenbatman says: cousin aaron says: ah ok aaron says: thought you were going to say you were, there, for a sec drunkenbatman says: oh hells no. drunkenbatman says: hells. no. aaron says: :-) drunkenbatman says: thanks for ruining my evening by even suggesting that drunkenbatman says: hells. fucking. no.

Sorry ladies, looks like you’re all out of luck.