Periodically, I find very entertaining search queries in my referrer log for this website. Yesterday produced another gem:

visual c express crack. What makes me go “huh?” about this is that the Express Editions of Visual Studio 2005 Beta 2 are totally free. Why on earth would you need a crack for it? Not to mention that there is no Visual C Express. VC++, yes. VC#, yes. But no VC Express.