Taken from the transcript at Daily Kos:

Now, I know there are some polls out there saying this man has a 32% approval rating. But guys like us, we don’t pay attention to the polls. We know that polls are just a collection of statistics that reflect what people are thinking in “reality.” And reality has a well-known liberal bias.

[P]ay no attention to the people who say the glass is half empty, because 32% means it’s 2/3 empty. There’s still some liquid in that glass is my point, but I wouldn’t drink it. The last third is usually backwash.

[N]o matter what happens to America, she will always rebound – with the most powerfully staged photo ops in the world.

Fox News gives you both sides of every story: the president’s side, and the vice president’s side.

Jesse Jackson is here, the Reverend…Very interesting and challenging interview…It’s like boxing a glacier. Enjoy that metaphor, by the way, because your grandchildren will have no idea what a glacier is.