Take Me Out to the Concession Stand

The New York Times has an interactive map up today detailing the best and worst food from ballparks across the country. 

My personal favorite description is for the ever-unloved Chisox and their tepidly named U.S. Cellular Field: “What to order: nothing. Your best bet is to bring a six-pack to the parking lot, and barter a cold one for a tailgater’s hot dog. Failing that, a box of Cracker Jack. What to avoid: everything.”

Update: I just realized that there is actually a fairly lengthy discourse published alongside the infoporn referenced above with a far more clever name than the one I ginned up: Buy Me Some Sushi and Baby Back Ribs.