[Mark Halperin's] insufferably decrepit posts include the daily "Five Important People Who Aren't Obama" lists which appear to be five totally random names blurted out in numerical order without any explanation or insight -- ostensibly proving that he can both spell and count.
  1. Mark Halperin
  2. Mark Halperin
  3. Mark Halperin
  4. Mark Halperin
  5. Mark Halperin

via Bob Cesca: The Most Ridiculous Political Quote of 2008.

(oh, and happy New Year position flexible there also!)