So I just had someone really unexpected buy iRooster. Suffice it to say, I really don’t like his music, he’s been on TRL a lot, and you’ve undoubtedly heard of his band. Weird. Just profoundly fucking weird. Anyway, I salute you, mystery musician....
I am trying to make things right in the world again. In a fit of despair I emailed Ben Folds’ brother, Chuck Folds. “Dear Chuck,” I write, “I am a freaky psychopath trying to right a great karmic imbalance after mystery musician bought my software...
“Sure, you’re right, I can’t break into OS 9. But I can’t telnet into a fucking rock now, either, can I?”
This website is really, really wrong. But funny as hell. I couldn’t pass up the opportunity to let the six of you reading this in on this phenomenally inappropriate joke. (and I, for one, salute our new zombie overlords)
So, the next time I have trouble with ceasing my poop-eating I will know where to turn. Credit goes to Boing Boing on this one.
The one thing I fear above all else is that someday I will have children. No wait. I’m not actually afraid of that. What I really fear is that someday these sweet, innocent, wonderful little people will become teenagers. That’s what I’m really afr...
I have spent the past seven years convinced that I am in the process of losing my hair. The evidence seems to suggest I will. Neither of my grandfathers had hair. My dad doesn’t have much. It looks like my fate is pretty much sealed. I resolved l...
Ronald Reagan died today.
Periodically I’ll go through the referrer reports and statistics for my website here. I am always amused by the search terms that bring people here. The following is the latest list. search term ———– lincoln park trixies: yes - this actually ...
How do I bring all my windows to the front? Mac OS X introduced a new paradigm of window layering which allows windows of different applications to be interwoven with one another. This paradigm makes dragging from one applications window to anoth...