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Jan 24, 2006
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Yakov Smirnoff

On rare occasions, I will read something that is genuinely amusing on Slashdot. I just had one with a Yakov Smirnoff-esque joke, of sorts. yobjob says: “IN CAPITALIST AMERICA, WORK FINISHES YOU!” in response to a fairly involved thread about the ...

Jan 03, 2006
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Portents and Signs

NewDonkey, the Sharp Edge of the Vital Center, had this to say about his Holiday Season: “[My car] was loudly sounding an apocalyptic blooga-blooga-blooga by the time I reached Arlington.” Never once have I though to use the words “apocalyptic” an...

Dec 13, 2005
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Web 1.0!!!

There are some pictures from the recent Web 1.0 Summit in San Francisco over on Flickr. The comments are the best part, by far. My favorite thus far: Is there still room in the “Photoshop: Page Curl Explorations” seminar?

Oct 07, 2005
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Testicles

From the AP: Gregg Miller mortgaged his home and maxed out his credit cards to mass produce his invention — prosthetic testicles for neutered dogs…Neuticles allow a pet “to retain his natural look” and “self esteem.”

Aug 06, 2005
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Crazy Nigerian Scammers

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