Aaron Brethorst (Page 155)

Jan 08, 2006
Personal Life

$600 Dinner Bills

I had dinner with Helen, her friend Kat, and Kat’s boyfriend, Kirk, last night at Rover’s. For those of you who haven’t heard of it, let me tell you three things: Bring your entire last paycheck to pay for it. Bring an appetite. Bring a str...

Jan 03, 2006
Random Funniness

Portents and Signs

NewDonkey, the Sharp Edge of the Vital Center, had this to say about his Holiday Season: “[My car] was loudly sounding an apocalyptic blooga-blooga-blooga by the time I reached Arlington.” Never once have I though to use the words “apocalyptic” an...