All Blog Posts (Page 95)

Jun 21, 2004
Personal Life

My Car Sucks

My 1995 Mazda 626 is horked. And I mean completely a goner. I was in an accident 6 weeks ago that damaged the bumpers and screwed up the trunk. I finally took the car into the shop to have it looked at last week only to find out that it was deeme...

Jun 19, 2004
Mac OS X

Documentation WTF Moments

I’m banging out a little application on Mac OS X in Obj-C/Cocoa currently. With any luck, I will have this done in the near future, and I’ll sell a few copies per month. I tend not to have to use the documentation for NSImage that often; iRooster ...

Jun 15, 2004
iRooster

Rockin’ the Suburbs

I am trying to make things right in the world again. In a fit of despair I emailed Ben Folds’ brother, Chuck Folds. “Dear Chuck,” I write, “I am a freaky psychopath trying to right a great karmic imbalance after mystery musician bought my software...

Jun 15, 2004
iRooster

no fucking way…

So I just had someone really unexpected buy iRooster. Suffice it to say, I really don’t like his music, he’s been on TRL a lot, and you’ve undoubtedly heard of his band. Weird. Just profoundly fucking weird. Anyway, I salute you, mystery musician....

Jun 15, 2004
Personal Life

Car Repair

I took my car into the shop today to get it fixed. Finally. I get rear-ended a month ago and I finally find the time to fix my damned car. Anyway, I got a friggin’ Volvo S60 from the rental car place out of the deal. I’m going to only have to pay ...

Jun 11, 2004
Mac OS X

Heh, MacOS 9

“Sure, you’re right, I can’t break into OS 9. But I can’t telnet into a fucking rock now, either, can I?”

Jun 09, 2004
Politics

Bush/Zombie Reagan 04

This website is really, really wrong. But funny as hell. I couldn’t pass up the opportunity to let the six of you reading this in on this phenomenally inappropriate joke. (and I, for one, salute our new zombie overlords)

Jun 06, 2004
Personal Life

Impending Baldness

I have spent the past seven years convinced that I am in the process of losing my hair. The evidence seems to suggest I will. Neither of my grandfathers had hair. My dad doesn’t have much. It looks like my fate is pretty much sealed. I resolved l...

Jun 06, 2004
Personal Life

Child Management

The one thing I fear above all else is that someday I will have children. No wait. I’m not actually afraid of that. What I really fear is that someday these sweet, innocent, wonderful little people will become teenagers. That’s what I’m really afr...